We all knew that this shit was going on but now it’s reaching epic cyber douchery levels kids…

Monday:

Hey someone posted some shit on the Github and the everywhere! LOOK!

DOWNLOAD

DOWNLOAD

DOWNLOAD

Tuesday:

Shiiiit this stuff looks kinda real!

FUCK THEY TOOK DOWN ALL THE LINKS!

…EXCEPT MEGA OF COURSE…

LOOK! RC5 and RC6 Implementations match EQUATION GROUP!

ERMEGERD!

LOOK ODAYS!

SNOWMAN SAYS LAY OFF RUSSIA BECAUSE YOU WAKE DA BEAR! (Uhh hey, can I have my dacha now? I have been a good comrade)

ASS-ANGE FROM HIS EVITA BALCONY: WE HAVE ALL THE SHIT AND WE WILL BE POSTING IT BECAUSE FUCK YOU ALL!

Wednesday:

SECRET SQUIRRELS FORMERLY AT NSA SAY HOLY SHIT!

SECRET SQUIRRELS AT TAO SAY OOPS!

SECRET SQUIRRELS AT TAO SAY THIS IS RUSSIA BY GOD!

Fuckery. It’s all fuckery kids. The world is at war already and the populace never got…